Asian massage parlors (AMP) have a lot of mystery and intrigue surrounding them. If you don’t know what you’re doing before going, chances are you will not get the services you’re looking for. Here’s a guide to help you know the ins and outs of how Asian massage parlors work and how you can get exactly what you went in for.

Most AMP’s are setup in a similar fashion with a discrete location and a doorbell button to gain entry. A rule of thumb to distinguish if an establishment offers “extra” services if their door is locked under normal business hours. Almost all legitimate establishments do not work in this fashion.

Once you’re greeted by the mamasan, it’s best to ask how much a half hour massage will cost and never anything “extra.” She’ll tell you it’s usually around $40 for half an hour and then lead you into a private room where you’ll be greeted by your masseuse. When she asks if you’ve been there before, the answer is always yes. By saying yes, the girl will think you know the ropes and will give you better service. Once inside the private room, disrobe and get comfortable in the room. By getting naked, you make sure the girl knows that you’re a serious customer looking for extra services.

If you get the opportunity to choose the girl, a good idea is to pick the second or third hottest girl of the lot. Most guys usually pick the hottest girl and she probably doesn’t give the best service.

Prices

The typical entry fee for these establishments is $40 for a half hour and $80 for an hour which you need to pay upfront. The fee covers the basic massage, body shampoo, etc. From experience, time is rarely enforced so you’re better off just paying for half an hour and upgrading for more time if desired.

Once inside the private massage room, you negotiate additional services with the massage provider. A hand job usually costs $40, oral costs $60, and full service costs $100. Prices vary from place to place, but these prices are a good reference point.

It’s a good idea to leave your wallet in your car or at home so the girl can’t steal anything valuable. You should only take enough money to cover all the services you desire.

The Test

As you start to get your basic massage, you want to send signals to the masseuse that you are a hobbyist are looking for more than just the basic packages. Good ways to send the right signals are hugging, making your erection visible, rub her body (if possible), moaning sounds, etc.

If you pass her test, she will ask you if you want anything else after the massage. You can simply reply “everything” and then she will ask you how much you’re willing to pay. A good strategy is to start at $80 and just settle for the standard $100. Just make sure to never pay more than $80 for anything less than full service, because the girl will try to charge you a much higher rate if you feel like getting the full service.

Sometimes the girl you’re with just isn’t offering any extra services. No amount of right signals is going to change that. If that happens, it’s best to just get the agreed upon basic package and try again another time. If the girl you receive is not up to par, you can always choose to walk out at that point. In most cases, they want to try to keep you around.
I hope this guide helps you get the most out of your next Asian massage parlor visit!

Most massage parlors get busy after midnight, especially on weekends, which means you will get the worst service at these times and pay the highest prices.  With more demand at this time, the massage parlors can get away with spending less time with you and charging you extra.

This also means the hottest and most demand girls are sleeping during the day so they can make the most money during the profitable late night hours.

So if you visit a massage parlor during the day, you’ll most likely get the girls in lesser demand, but get better service and a better value.  At night, you’ll be able to get the girls you really want to pay a visit, but might have to wait, get worse service, and pay a premium.

So what does this all mean?  The best time to go for service and/or price is during the slow daytime hours.  If you want to get serviced by the hotter girls, try to go to the Asian massage parlors between 10pm – 12am to make sure the pretty girls are on the clock and you’ll be able to beat the rush and get some decent service.  I hope this helps on your next visit!