Myth #1: Massage parlors are all owned and operated by Asians who recently immigrated to the United States.

False. Although Asians run a good amount of massage parlors, they are not alone in the business. Asians and Russians are the operators of the low cost parlors which get most of the attention. Many higher end spas that are owned and operated by your average white American, however, also perform erotic massages that just aren’t as publicized.

Myth #2: No etiquette is necessary when visiting a massage parlor.

False. Sure, you are being serviced usually by a low paid immigrant, but that doesn’t mean they deserve your respect. An erotic massage is just like any other service and you should treat it that way.

Some etiquette you should remember is to never ask your massage provider out, always remember to tip, and always be clean since the masseuse will have to touch your body in intimate ways.

If you’re getting an erotic massage, having an erection is a easy sign for the masseuse to know you are turned on and can offer any extra services you and her agree to.

Just remember it’s perfectly normal to get an erection during any kind of spa from any kind of massage therapist since massages are so stimulating and often feels erotic.

If you’re looking to get a happy ending the next time you’re in a massage parlor, you need to make sure you’re in the right “kind” of establishment before asking for a happy ending. Make sure to use these tips so you can leave happy.

1. Find a massage parlor that uses sexy girls in their advertisements. If you look at the back of any newspaper, you’ll find plenty of massage parlors with young and sexy girls in the ads. These places are obviously selling “something” so it’s a great place to start.

2. Call the massage parlor you’re interested in and ask what percentage of their clients are men and women, how many “massage therapists” are on staff and ask about pricing, tipping arrangements, services offered, etc. Based on their answers, you can tell if you have a green light for a happy ending or not. If the vast majority of their clients are men, you’ve probably found the right place. However, if the place sounds very legitimate with a plethora of spa treatments, you should look elsewhere.

3. Most of the time, the shady massage parlors are typically Asian named and/or themed. When you get to the establishment, they’ll usually have to ring a buzzer to gain access and then greeted by a “mamasan” who will initially take the massage fee from you.

Once inside the massage room, do not ask for sex or if they offer any sexual services. Go ahead and get the massage and other services such as table massage and then get some money and lay it on the table. Prices vary for whatever service you want, but she will get the hint you’re looking for extra services by presenting the money. Say you want everything, and then enjoy the services.